$17.99
2026 Effin' Birds Day-to-Day Calendar—
$17.99
The Story
Prepare yourself for the best avian swearathon imaginable!
Each weekly page of this hilarious swearaday bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletiveladen saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.
Features include:
Each weekly page of this hilarious swearaday bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletiveladen saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.
Features include:
- No singleuse plastic
- Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soybased ink
- Fullcolor tearoff pages
- Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Back of weekend pages contain fillintheblank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Prepare yourself for the best avian swearathon imaginable!
Each weekly page of this hilarious swearaday bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletiveladen saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.
Features include:
Each weekly page of this hilarious swearaday bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletiveladen saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar.
Features include:
- No singleuse plastic
- Page size: 5.354" x 4.488"
- Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display
- Printed on FSC® certified paper with soybased ink
- Fullcolor tearoff pages
- Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists
- Back of weekend pages contain fillintheblank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds
- Day/Date reference on each page
- Combined weekend pages
- Official major world holidays and observances
- Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
